Just in Time for Valentine’s Day…
Two Snow Shoveling Offers to
Make the McKenzie Brothers Proud
Winter in central Wisconsin . . .
You know what that means. Time to make that crucial decision between digging out the car for the third time or chucking it all and enjoying another brewski. Like this guy:
When it comes to snow shoveling, take some tips from our neighbors to the North. No, not Elkhart Lake. CANADA!
If anyone knows how to shovel snow, it’s the Canadians. They don’t call it the Great White North for nothing—Canadians amass more of the white stuff than just about anybody on the planet. In fact, many parts of the country are buried in it for about six months out of the year. They’re ALWAYS shoveling snow.
The Canadian Way
First of all, Canucks will tell you that it’s important to warm up before you start. Stretch your muscles and get your blood pumping. (Because surely that’ll compensate for the lifetime of poor choices that have turned you into a heart attack waiting to happen.)
Form is crucial. Stand with your feet about hip width apart so you can keep your balance. Be sure to push the snow instead of lifting it. Avoid twisting or throwing the snow over your shoulder:
It’s also important to take frequent breaks. If you’re a middle-aged couch potato whose idea of exercise is crossing the room to reboot Netflix, you’ll want to take LOTS of breaks—like, every 15 seconds.
Some Inspiration
On the other hand, if you’re thinking about shoveling, but just lack the inspiration…have we got a couple offers for you!
In the spirit of Canada’s two most beloved native sons — Bob and Doug McKenzie — your friends at Custom Craft and Trophy are offering personalized snow shovels AND a free beer! What’s not to love, eh?
For a limited time, and while supplies last, we’ll custom-engrave your shovel anywhere you like: the handle grip, the shaft, the blade — even all three! (Guys: This is the perfect gift for your Significant Other — you’ll no longer have to fake an injury to avoid shoveling!)
And we’ll top it all off with a frosty bottle of Molson Canadian . It’s just the inspiration you’ve been waiting for, eh?
BUT WAIT — THERE’S MORE!
Ladies, this Valentine’s Day, give your hubby the snow blower of his dreams by personalizing it. Just bring in your newly purchased snow blower, and we’ll make it personal.
Then, be sure to pick up your free Molson Canadian. You’ve earned it!
These are limited-time offers. So contact Custom Craft today — before last call.
Make Bob and Doug proud!
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